Portalstuck Trolls - Chell

(This is just for fun. )

Anger - Chell [link] - Space [link] - GLaDOS - Rick - Wheatley [link] - Morality - Ratman


Your name is Chell [REACTED] your nearing nine sweeps now which means that it won’t be long in till your taken in to SPACE and given a job. You live in a apartment building like most trolls your LOWLY ORANGE COLOR.

Between being chased by highbloods and your four winged bird lusus who you mentally call Cave Johnson you thank the fact that you were lucky enough to be given the gift of being able to teleport even if it’s for just a few feet at a time. You highly dislike your lusus who keeps making deadly tests for you in your own LIVING ROOM. You honestly don’t understand where he finds the time to make them or even HOW he makes them!

Your room is mostly white with no real decorations other then your poster of your Orange blooded hero GORDON FREETROLL. He was left on a planet filled with deadly aliens with a few other trolls and became a sort of hero as he took on the aliens with nothing more then a CROWBAR. Ok and a few guns you guess. You really envy him for being a lowblood even a FEW higher bloods would respect. You commonly have to lock your room because your lusus rips up any posters of GORDON FREETROLL he can find. You don’t really understand why honestly. You have a love of PUZZLES and your favorite game is PROFESSOR TROLLTON.

Your in a stable Kismesissitude with GLaDOS who lives in the same apartment as you, your moirail is a highblood by the name of Doug and you have an OVERCOMPLICATED relationship with Wheatley who has been your moirail, then matesprit, then your kismesis and at the moment your pretty sure he doesn’t even understand the CONCEPT of QUADRANTS. Other then that your pretty good friends with the troll with high MORALS.

Your weapon kind is A SIGNED CROWBAR FROM GORDON FREETROLL but you really only use your FISTS and LEGS. Your troll tag is SilentTester and you ( … .—…- -.- / .. -. / .- / .— .- -.— / … —- / - …. .- - / —- -. .-.. -.— / - …. . / … — .- .-. - . … - / - .-. —- .-.. .-.. … / .- .-. . / .- -… .-.. . / - —- / -… . / —. .-. .- -.-. . -.. / .— .. - …. / -.— —- ..- .-. / .— —- .-. -.. … .-.-.- )

(Translation: “speak in a way so that only the smartest trolls are able to be graced with your words. ” )

Next up, Space!

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